A friend of mine was passing along some sound Biblical advice to the singe Christian sisters out there that I thought was worth passing along:

“Some Biblical advice for all of you single ladies…Ruth patiently waited for her mate, Boaz. So, ladies, while you wait for your Boaz, let’s not settle for his relatives known as Brokeaz, Poaz, Cheapaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz, or Marriedaz, & especially his third cousin, Beatinyoaz. Please wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz.” 🙂